In addition to compromising your safety and the safety of others, driving drunk is one of the stupidest things you can do, and one of the easiest ways to create overwhelming legal problems for yourself.
DUI laws vary from state to state, and they have become increasingly harsh over the years. Refusal of breathalyzer and sobriety tests generally carries a punishment. While drunk driving enthusiasts often taut "silver bullet" strategies for beating DUIs, there's really nothing you can do except find a good lawyer and hope you get your driver's license back someday.
The best way to learn the ins and outs of your state's DUI laws is to contact Know My Rights about doing a workshop.